Last night I got so drunk that when I got to the bottom of the stairs, I took off my shoes, coat, top, trousers and underwear

Topic: AGE, FAMILY, SEX, WOMEN

Events: BIRTHDAY

Boy: Isnt the principal a dummy!

Girl: Say, do you know who I am? Boy: No. Girl: Im the principals daughter. Boy: And do you know who I am? Girl: No, Boy: Thank god! via Girl And Boy Jokes

Topic: BEAUTY, DEATH, DIRTY, FIGHTING, MONEY, WOMEN

Events: APRIL FOOLS DAY, AUTUMN

Bihar school teacher's killer English:

1. Pick up the paper and fall in the dust-bin! 2. Both of you three, stand together separately! 3. Will you hang that calendar or I'll HANG MYSELF! 4. Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father! 5. Why are you looking at the monkey outside when I am in the class...? 6. I have 2 daughters, both are girls. 7. Stand in the middle of the corner! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Topic: DOCTOR, LOVE, SCHOOL, WOMEN

Events: BEST MAN SPEECH, FATHER'S DAY

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What’s slimy cold lengthy as well as scents like meat Kermit the frogs hand*

Topic: FLIRTY, LOVE, UGLY, WOMEN

Events: FATHER'S DAY, TIME

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

* Compliment her * cuddle her * kiss her * caress her * love her * stroke her * tease her * comfort her * protect her * hug her * hold her * spend money on her * wine & dine her * buy things for her * listen to her * care for her * stand by her * support her * go to the ends of the earth for her.... HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN: * Show up naked. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Topic: LOVE, MEN, SEX, WOMEN

Events: BEST MAN SPEECH

First woman: My son came to visit for summer vacation. Second woman: How nice! Did you meet him at the airport? First woman: Oh, no. I've known him for years!

Topic: KIDS, TRAVEL, WOMEN

Events: SPRING

My wife still hasn't told me what my New Year's resolutions are.

Topic: LIFE, LOVE, WOMEN

Events: NEW YEAR

When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

Topic: MEN, SARCASTIC, WOMEN

Events:

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Topic: HAPPINESS, LOVE, MEN, WOMEN

Events:

My first job was being a diesel fitter at a pantyhose factory. As they came off the line, I would hold them up and say, "yeah, Deez-el fit her."

Topic: BEAUTY, COMMUNICATION, LIFE, WOMEN, WORK

Events:

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