Why was it so hot in the stadium after the baseball game? All the fans left!

Topic: BLONDE, LOVE, TIME

Events: SPRING

I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

Topic: LIFE, TIME, WORK

Events:

The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.

Topic: ALCOHOL, TIME

Events:

Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents named him Sudden Lee.

Topic: FAMILY, RACIST, TIME

Events:

I hate when I'm running on the treadmill for half an hour and look down to see it's been 4 minutes.

Topic: HATE, TIME

Events:

Have hope for the future, but maybe build a bomb shelter anyway.

Topic: FIGHTING, SARCASTIC, TIME

Events:

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

Topic: BEAUTY, DRUG, PUNS, TIME, WORK

Events:

A couple years ago my therapist told me I had problems letting go of the past

Topic: DOCTOR, LIFE, TIME

Events:

What's Blonde and dead in a closet? The Hide and Seek Champion from 1995.

Topic: BLONDE, DEATH, SARCASTIC, TIME

Events:

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