Last night I got so drunk that when I got to the bottom of the stairs, I took off my shoes, coat, top, trousers and underwear

Topic: AGE, FAMILY, SEX, WOMEN

Events: BIRTHDAY

Heard on a radio station.

Heard on a radio station What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"He's a real fun guy [fungi]." 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Topic: ALCOHOL, LIFE, SEX

Events: APRIL FOOLS DAY, FATHER'S DAY

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

* Compliment her * cuddle her * kiss her * caress her * love her * stroke her * tease her * comfort her * protect her * hug her * hold her * spend money on her * wine & dine her * buy things for her * listen to her * care for her * stand by her * support her * go to the ends of the earth for her.... HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN: * Show up naked. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Topic: LOVE, MEN, SEX, WOMEN

Events: BEST MAN SPEECH

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Topic: INSULTS, MISTAKE, SEX

Events:

My girlfriends dad asked me what I do. Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer.

Topic: LIFE, SEX

Events:

Anal intercourse is for assholes.

Topic: GAY, SEX

Events:

If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong ...

Topic: DIRTY, GAY, SEX

Events:

Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children.

Topic: CAR, KIDS, SEX

Events:

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