My son is so lazy?

My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Topic: FOOD, SCHOOL, WORK

Events: BEST MAN SPEECH, WEDDING

Bihar school teacher's killer English:

1. Pick up the paper and fall in the dust-bin! 2. Both of you three, stand together separately! 3. Will you hang that calendar or I'll HANG MYSELF! 4. Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father! 5. Why are you looking at the monkey outside when I am in the class...? 6. I have 2 daughters, both are girls. 7. Stand in the middle of the corner! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Topic: DOCTOR, LOVE, SCHOOL, WOMEN

Events: BEST MAN SPEECH, FATHER'S DAY

You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.

Topic: INSULTS, SCHOOL, UGLY

Events:

Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?" Student: "A drinking problem."

Topic: ALCOHOL, RUDE, SCHOOL

Events:

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

Topic: GOD, SCHOOL

Events:

To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes great Subway sandwiches.

Topic: FOOD, MONEY, SARCASTIC, SCHOOL, WORK

Events:

Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.

Topic: ATTITUDE, FAT, FOOD, SARCASTIC, SCHOOL

Events:

My wife gave birth 4 times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth 0 times and I don't fit in my pants from March.

Topic: FAT, KIDS, LIFE, MARRIAGE, SCHOOL

Events:

My mom said that if I don't get off my computer and do my homework she'll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn

Topic: FAMILY, IT, SCHOOL

Events:

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