If at first you don't succeed, we have a lot in common.

Topic: SARCASTIC, SUCCESS

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It was only when I bought a motorbike that I found out that adrenaline is brown.

Topic: MISTAKE, MOTORCYCLE, SARCASTIC

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When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

Topic: MEN, SARCASTIC, WOMEN

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I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

Topic: IT, SARCASTIC, STUPID

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I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.

Topic: HATE, SARCASTIC, STUPID

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To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes great Subway sandwiches.

Topic: FOOD, MONEY, SARCASTIC, SCHOOL, WORK

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Have hope for the future, but maybe build a bomb shelter anyway.

Topic: FIGHTING, SARCASTIC, TIME

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Best friends: Ready to die for each other, but will fight to the death over the last slice of pizza.

Topic: FIGHTING, LIFE, SARCASTIC

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Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.

Topic: ATTITUDE, FAT, FOOD, SARCASTIC, SCHOOL

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When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.

Topic: DOCTOR, LIFE, SARCASTIC

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