Help! This is my first time cooking for Thanksgiving. The turkey's been in the oven for two hours, and it's still running around!

Topic: BLONDE, MISTAKE, RUDE

Events: THANKSGIVING

Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?" Student: "A drinking problem."

Topic: ALCOHOL, RUDE, SCHOOL

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Aging gracefully is like the nice way of saying you're slowly looking worse.

Topic: AGE, RUDE

Events:

Why are there so many old people in Church? They're cramming for the final

Topic: CHRISTIAN, RETIREMENT, RUDE

Events:

You have two parts of brain, 'left' and 'right'. In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.

Topic: INSULTS, INTELLIGENCE, RUDE

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It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

Topic: INSULTS, RUDE

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Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

Topic: COMMUNICATION, INSULTS, RUDE

Events:

What do you call a bunch of black people in an elevator? A box of chocolate.

Topic: BLACK, COMMUNICATION, RACIST, RUDE

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I'm not saying your perfume is too strong. I'm just saying the canary was alive before you got here.

Topic: ANIMAL, DEATH, RUDE, SARCASTIC

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