Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

Topic: FOOD, PUNS, SPORT

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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Topic: CHRISTIAN, PUNS

Events:

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

Topic: IT, LIFE, PUNS

Events:

eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches

Topic: INTELLIGENCE, PUNS

Events:

Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.

Topic: HEALTH, PEOPLE, PUNS, WORK

Events:

What do you call a dictionary on drugs? HIGH-Definition.

Topic: COMMUNICATION, DRUG, PUNS

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

Topic: BEAUTY, DRUG, PUNS, TIME, WORK

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Sign at the Urologist's office: URINE good hands.

Topic: DOCTOR, PUNS

Events:

I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days.

Topic: DIRTY, PUNS

Events:

My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.

Topic: DEATH, FAMILY, PUNS, SARCASTIC

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