If money doesn't grow on trees why do banks have branches? 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Boy: Isnt the principal a dummy!Girl: Say, do you know who I am? Boy: No. Girl: Im the principals daughter. Boy: And do you know who I am? Girl: No, Boy: Thank god! via Girl And Boy Jokes
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 Girl-Nice Mobile. Where Did U Buy? Boy-I Won Dis In A Running Race. Girl-How Many People Participated? Boy- MOBILE OWNER, POLICE And ME. via Girl And Boy Jokes
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is "act natural, you're innocent".
To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes great Subway sandwiches.
You take away the looks, money, intelligence, charm and success and, really, there's no real difference between me and George Clooney.
The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.