HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

* Compliment her * cuddle her * kiss her * caress her * love her * stroke her * tease her * comfort her * protect her * hug her * hold her * spend money on her * wine & dine her * buy things for her * listen to her * care for her * stand by her * support her * go to the ends of the earth for her.... HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN: * Show up naked. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Topic: LOVE, MEN, SEX, WOMEN

Events: BEST MAN SPEECH

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.

Topic: ATTITUDE, MEN, WORK

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When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

Topic: MEN, SARCASTIC, WOMEN

Events:

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Topic: HAPPINESS, LOVE, MEN, WOMEN

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My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.

Topic: CAR, KIDS, MEN

Events:

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Topic: ATTITUDE, FAT, LIFE, MEN, WOMEN

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I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

Topic: ANIMAL, HATE, LOVE, MEN, WOMEN

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A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce.

Topic: ALCOHOL, DOCTOR, MARRIAGE, MEN

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What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Topic: ALCOHOL, ANIMAL, MEN

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