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Heard on a radio station What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"He's a real fun guy [fungi]." 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Topic: ALCOHOL, LIFE, SEX

Events: APRIL FOOLS DAY, FATHER'S DAY

Grandma's been staring through the window ever since it started to snow. If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in.

Topic: BEAUTY, CHRISTIAN, HAPPINESS, LIFE

Events: WINTER

Weddings and funerals are the same because I love going but I don't want them to be about me.

Topic: FAMILY, HAPPINESS, LIFE

Events: WEDDING

Do you love me because I am beautiful or I am I beautiful because you love me?

Topic: BEAUTY, FLIRTY, LIFE

Events: VALENTINES

My wife made me a green hamburger today to celebrate St Patricks Day. I asked her how she colored it and she said she didn't know what I was talking about.

Topic: BEAUTY, HAPPINESS, LIFE

Events: ST. PATRICK'S DAY

My wife still hasn't told me what my New Year's resolutions are.

Topic: LIFE, LOVE, WOMEN

Events: NEW YEAR

I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

Topic: LIFE, TIME, WORK

Events:

The road to success is always under construction.

Topic: LIFE, MOTIVATIONAL, SUCCESS

Events:

My girlfriends dad asked me what I do. Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer.

Topic: LIFE, SEX

Events:

Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?

Topic: LIFE, MARRIAGE, PEOPLE

Events:

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