My son is so lazy?

My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Topic: FOOD, SCHOOL, WORK

Events: BEST MAN SPEECH, WEDDING

My sister bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti. U should of saw her face as I drove pasta.

Topic: CAR, FOOD, TRAVEL

Events:

Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

Topic: FOOD, PUNS, SPORT

Events:

I would request a last meal of soda and pop rocks so I could die on my own terms.

Topic: DEATH, FOOD

Events:

To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes great Subway sandwiches.

Topic: FOOD, MONEY, SARCASTIC, SCHOOL, WORK

Events:

Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.

Topic: ATTITUDE, FAT, FOOD, SARCASTIC, SCHOOL

Events:

Smoking will kill you... Bacon will kill you... But,smoking bacon will cure it.

Topic: DEATH, DRUG, FOOD, HEALTH, SARCASTIC

Events:

I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.

Topic: ATTITUDE, DEATH, FOOD, PEOPLE, SARCASTIC

Events:

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