Boy: Isnt the principal a dummy!Girl: Say, do you know who I am? Boy: No. Girl: Im the principals daughter. Boy: And do you know who I am? Girl: No, Boy: Thank god! via Girl And Boy Jokes
The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back.
Have hope for the future, but maybe build a bomb shelter anyway.
Best friends: Ready to die for each other, but will fight to the death over the last slice of pizza.