I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn. It doesn't cure it but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night.

Topic: DIRTY, DRUG, HEALTH

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What do you call a dictionary on drugs? HIGH-Definition.

Topic: COMMUNICATION, DRUG, PUNS

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

Topic: BEAUTY, DRUG, PUNS, TIME, WORK

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Smoking will kill you... Bacon will kill you... But,smoking bacon will cure it.

Topic: DEATH, DRUG, FOOD, HEALTH, SARCASTIC

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