Boy: Isnt the principal a dummy!

Girl: Say, do you know who I am? Boy: No. Girl: Im the principals daughter. Boy: And do you know who I am? Girl: No, Boy: Thank god! via Girl And Boy Jokes

Topic: BEAUTY, DEATH, DIRTY, FIGHTING, MONEY, WOMEN

Events: APRIL FOOLS DAY, AUTUMN

I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn. It doesn't cure it but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night.

Topic: DIRTY, DRUG, HEALTH

Events:

What's worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced.

Topic: DIRTY, LIFE

Events:

Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.

Topic: DIRTY, LIFE

Events:

I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days.

Topic: DIRTY, PUNS

Events:

If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong ...

Topic: DIRTY, GAY, SEX

Events:

What do you call a dumb brunette? A dirty blonde.

Topic: BLONDE, DIRTY, STUPID

Events:

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