Boy: Isnt the principal a dummy!Girl: Say, do you know who I am? Boy: No. Girl: Im the principals daughter. Boy: And do you know who I am? Girl: No, Boy: Thank god! via Girl And Boy Jokes
I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn. It doesn't cure it but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night.
What's worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced.
Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.