Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Topic: COMMUNICATION, PEOPLE, TRAVEL

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I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is... Scaring men is easy.

Topic: COMMUNICATION, LOVE, MARRIAGE

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I like having conversations with kids. Grownups never ask me what my third favorite reptile is.I like having conversations with kids. Grownups never ask me what my third favorite reptile is.

Topic: AGE, COMMUNICATION, KIDS

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Know what the hardest part of riding a scooter is? Telling your parents you're gay.

Topic: COMMUNICATION, FAMILY, GAY, LIFE, MOTORCYCLE

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What do you call a dictionary on drugs? HIGH-Definition.

Topic: COMMUNICATION, DRUG, PUNS

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My doctor told me I needed to break a sweat once a day so I told him I'd start lying to my wife.

Topic: COMMUNICATION, DOCTOR, LOVE, MARRIAGE

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Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

Topic: COMMUNICATION, INSULTS, RUDE

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Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.

Topic: COMMUNICATION, INTELLIGENCE, MISTAKE, PUNS, STUPID

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Prayer: Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!

Topic: COMMUNICATION, DOCTOR, PUNS

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After the helicopter crash, the blond pilot was asked what happened. She replied, "It was getting chilly in there, so I turned the fan off."

Topic: BLONDE, COMMUNICATION, STUPID, TRAVEL

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