My sister bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti. U should of saw her face as I drove pasta.

Topic: CAR, FOOD, TRAVEL

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Isn't it weird how when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected.

Topic: CAR, LIFE, MOTORCYCLE

Events:

Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children.

Topic: CAR, KIDS, SEX

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My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.

Topic: CAR, KIDS, MEN

Events:

Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving.

Topic: CAR, LIFE, SARCASTIC

Events:

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Topic: CAR, CHRISTIAN

Events:

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Topic: CAR, SARCASTIC

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