What do you get when you cross a snoman and a vampire? Frost bite.

Topic: ALCOHOL, BLONDE, FAMILY

Events: WINTER

So apparently RSVP'ing back to a wedding invite 'maybe next time' isn't the correct response.

Topic: BEAUTY, BLONDE, FAMILY, HAPPINESS

Events: WEDDING

Help! This is my first time cooking for Thanksgiving. The turkey's been in the oven for two hours, and it's still running around!

Topic: BLONDE, MISTAKE, RUDE

Events: THANKSGIVING

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the baseball game? All the fans left!

Topic: BLONDE, LOVE, TIME

Events: SPRING

What do you call a dumb brunette? A dirty blonde.

Topic: BLONDE, DIRTY, STUPID

Events:

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?"

Topic: BLONDE, KIDS

Events:

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Topic: BLONDE

Events:

After the helicopter crash, the blond pilot was asked what happened. She replied, "It was getting chilly in there, so I turned the fan off."

Topic: BLONDE, COMMUNICATION, STUPID, TRAVEL

Events:

What's Blonde and dead in a closet? The Hide and Seek Champion from 1995.

Topic: BLONDE, DEATH, SARCASTIC, TIME

Events:

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