What do you get when you cross a snoman and a vampire? Frost bite.
So apparently RSVP'ing back to a wedding invite 'maybe next time' isn't the correct response.
Help! This is my first time cooking for Thanksgiving. The turkey's been in the oven for two hours, and it's still running around!
Why was it so hot in the stadium after the baseball game? All the fans left!
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?"
How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in their ear.
After the helicopter crash, the blond pilot was asked what happened. She replied, "It was getting chilly in there, so I turned the fan off."
What's Blonde and dead in a closet? The Hide and Seek Champion from 1995.