Boy: Isnt the principal a dummy!

Girl: Say, do you know who I am? Boy: No. Girl: Im the principals daughter. Boy: And do you know who I am? Girl: No, Boy: Thank god! via Girl And Boy Jokes

Topic: BEAUTY, DEATH, DIRTY, FIGHTING, MONEY, WOMEN

Events: APRIL FOOLS DAY, AUTUMN

Grandma's been staring through the window ever since it started to snow. If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in.

Topic: BEAUTY, CHRISTIAN, HAPPINESS, LIFE

Events: WINTER

What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? Wedding Cake!

Topic: ALCOHOL, ANIMAL, BEAUTY

Events: AUTUMN, BEST MAN SPEECH, BIRTHDAY, WEDDING

So apparently RSVP'ing back to a wedding invite 'maybe next time' isn't the correct response.

Topic: BEAUTY, BLONDE, FAMILY, HAPPINESS

Events: WEDDING

Do you love me because I am beautiful or I am I beautiful because you love me?

Topic: BEAUTY, FLIRTY, LIFE

Events: VALENTINES

And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.

Topic: BEAUTY, FLIRTY, LOVE

Events: VALENTINES

My wife made me a green hamburger today to celebrate St Patricks Day. I asked her how she colored it and she said she didn't know what I was talking about.

Topic: BEAUTY, HAPPINESS, LIFE

Events: ST. PATRICK'S DAY

Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them!

Topic: BEAUTY, FAMILY, FRIENDSHIP, HAPPINESS

Events: SPRING

Currently the flower business is blooming.

Topic: BEAUTY, CHRISTIAN, HAPPINESS

Events: SPRING

I don't think I'll be able to get my Mom what she really wants on Mother's Day – a doctor for a son-in-law.

Topic: ALCOHOL, ANIMAL, BEAUTY

Events: AUTUMN, BEST MAN SPEECH, CHRISTMAS, MOTHER'S DAY

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