Boy: Isnt the principal a dummy!Girl: Say, do you know who I am? Boy: No. Girl: Im the principals daughter. Boy: And do you know who I am? Girl: No, Boy: Thank god! via Girl And Boy Jokes
Grandma's been staring through the window ever since it started to snow. If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in.
What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? Wedding Cake!
So apparently RSVP'ing back to a wedding invite 'maybe next time' isn't the correct response.
Do you love me because I am beautiful or I am I beautiful because you love me?
And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.
My wife made me a green hamburger today to celebrate St Patricks Day. I asked her how she colored it and she said she didn't know what I was talking about.
Events: ST. PATRICK'S DAY
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them!
I don't think I'll be able to get my Mom what she really wants on Mother's Day – a doctor for a son-in-law.