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Heard on a radio station What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"He's a real fun guy [fungi]." 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Topic: ALCOHOL, LIFE, SEX

Events: APRIL FOOLS DAY, FATHER'S DAY

What do you get when you cross a snoman and a vampire? Frost bite.

Topic: ALCOHOL, BLONDE, FAMILY

Events: WINTER

What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? Wedding Cake!

Topic: ALCOHOL, ANIMAL, BEAUTY

Events: AUTUMN, BEST MAN SPEECH, BIRTHDAY, WEDDING

I don't think I'll be able to get my Mom what she really wants on Mother's Day – a doctor for a son-in-law.

Topic: ALCOHOL, ANIMAL, BEAUTY

Events: AUTUMN, BEST MAN SPEECH, CHRISTMAS, MOTHER'S DAY

The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.

Topic: ALCOHOL, TIME

Events:

Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?" Student: "A drinking problem."

Topic: ALCOHOL, RUDE, SCHOOL

Events:

Temples are free to enter but still empty. Pubs charge to enter, but are full. People ignore inner peace &choose to pay for self destruction

Topic: ALCOHOL, CHRISTIAN

Events:

That one liner 'i'm not drinking too much tonight' never goes as planned...

Topic: ALCOHOL, LIFE

Events:

A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce.

Topic: ALCOHOL, DOCTOR, MARRIAGE, MEN

Events:

Temples are free to enter but still empty. Pubs charge to enter, but are full. People ignore inner peace &choose to pay for self destruction

Topic: ALCOHOL, CHRISTIAN

Events:

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