Last night I got so drunk that when I got to the bottom of the stairs, I took off my shoes, coat, top, trousers and underwear
Boy: Isnt the principal a dummy!Girl: Say, do you know who I am? Boy: No. Girl: Im the principals daughter. Boy: And do you know who I am? Girl: No, Boy: Thank god! via Girl And Boy Jokes
Bihar school teacher's killer English:1. Pick up the paper and fall in the dust-bin! 2. Both of you three, stand together separately! 3. Will you hang that calendar or I'll HANG MYSELF! 4. Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father! 5. Why are you looking at the monkey outside when I am in the class...? 6. I have 2 daughters, both are girls. 7. Stand in the middle of the corner! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
HA ha HA ha HA ha HA.What’s slimy cold lengthy as well as scents like meat Kermit the frogs hand*
What do you get when you cross a snoman and a vampire? Frost bite.
Grandma's been staring through the window ever since it started to snow. If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in.
What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? Wedding Cake!
Weddings and funerals are the same because I love going but I don't want them to be about me.
So apparently RSVP'ing back to a wedding invite 'maybe next time' isn't the correct response.
Do you love me because I am beautiful or I am I beautiful because you love me?