My son is so lazy?

My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Topic: FOOD, SCHOOL, WORK

Events: BEST MAN SPEECH, WEDDING

Bihar school teacher's killer English:

1. Pick up the paper and fall in the dust-bin! 2. Both of you three, stand together separately! 3. Will you hang that calendar or I'll HANG MYSELF! 4. Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father! 5. Why are you looking at the monkey outside when I am in the class...? 6. I have 2 daughters, both are girls. 7. Stand in the middle of the corner! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Topic: DOCTOR, LOVE, SCHOOL, WOMEN

Events: BEST MAN SPEECH, FATHER'S DAY

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

* Compliment her * cuddle her * kiss her * caress her * love her * stroke her * tease her * comfort her * protect her * hug her * hold her * spend money on her * wine & dine her * buy things for her * listen to her * care for her * stand by her * support her * go to the ends of the earth for her.... HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN: * Show up naked. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Topic: LOVE, MEN, SEX, WOMEN

Events: BEST MAN SPEECH

What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? Wedding Cake!

Topic: ALCOHOL, ANIMAL, BEAUTY

Events: AUTUMN, BEST MAN SPEECH, BIRTHDAY, WEDDING

I don't think I'll be able to get my Mom what she really wants on Mother's Day – a doctor for a son-in-law.

Topic: ALCOHOL, ANIMAL, BEAUTY

Events: AUTUMN, BEST MAN SPEECH, CHRISTMAS, MOTHER'S DAY

The best time to open a gift is the present.

Topic:

Events: BEST MAN SPEECH, TIME

My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!

Topic:

Events: BEST MAN SPEECH

If you had friends like mine, you'd be the luckiest guy in the world!

Topic:

Events: BEST MAN SPEECH

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