Boy: Isnt the principal a dummy!Girl: Say, do you know who I am? Boy: No. Girl: Im the principals daughter. Boy: And do you know who I am? Girl: No, Boy: Thank god! via Girl And Boy Jokes
What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? Wedding Cake!
I don't think I'll be able to get my Mom what she really wants on Mother's Day – a doctor for a son-in-law.
What did one autumn leaf say to another? I'm falling for you
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone's favorite season? Fall.