Last night I got so drunk that when I got to the bottom of the stairs, I took off my shoes, coat, top, trousers and underwear
My son is so lazy?
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Boy: Isnt the principal a dummy!Girl: Say, do you know who I am? Boy: No. Girl: Im the principals daughter. Boy: And do you know who I am? Girl: No, Boy: Thank god! via Girl And Boy Jokes
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 Girl-Nice Mobile. Where Did U Buy? Boy-I Won Dis In A Running Race. Girl-How Many People Participated? Boy- MOBILE OWNER, POLICE And ME. via Girl And Boy Jokes
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:* Compliment her * cuddle her * kiss her * caress her * love her * stroke her * tease her * comfort her * protect her * hug her * hold her * spend money on her * wine & dine her * buy things for her * listen to her * care for her * stand by her * support her * go to the ends of the earth for her.... HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN: * Show up naked. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Events: BEST MAN SPEECH
What do you get when you cross a snoman and a vampire? Frost bite.
Grandma's been staring through the window ever since it started to snow. If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in.
What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? Wedding Cake!
Weddings and funerals are the same because I love going but I don't want them to be about me.
So apparently RSVP'ing back to a wedding invite 'maybe next time' isn't the correct response.