All One Liners Jokes

Why are leopards, no good at playing hide and seek? Because, they’re always spotted.

Topic: ANIMAL

Events:

Last night I got so drunk that when I got to the bottom of the stairs, I took off my shoes, coat, top, trousers and underwear

Topic: AGE, FAMILY, SEX, WOMEN

Events: BIRTHDAY

My son is so lazy?

My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Topic: FOOD, SCHOOL, WORK

Events: BEST MAN SPEECH, WEDDING

Boy: Isnt the principal a dummy!

Girl: Say, do you know who I am? Boy: No. Girl: Im the principals daughter. Boy: And do you know who I am? Girl: No, Boy: Thank god! via Girl And Boy Jokes

Topic: BEAUTY, DEATH, DIRTY, FIGHTING, MONEY, WOMEN

Events: APRIL FOOLS DAY, AUTUMN

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 Girl-Nice Mobile. Where Did U Buy? Boy-I Won Dis In A Running Race. Girl-How Many People Participated? Boy- MOBILE OWNER, POLICE And ME. via Girl And Boy Jokes🤣

Topic: FRIENDSHIP, MONEY, PEOPLE, TRAVEL

Events: GRADUATION, NEW YEAR

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

* Compliment her * cuddle her * kiss her * caress her * love her * stroke her * tease her * comfort her * protect her * hug her * hold her * spend money on her * wine & dine her * buy things for her * listen to her * care for her * stand by her * support her * go to the ends of the earth for her.... HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN: * Show up naked. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Topic: LOVE, MEN, SEX, WOMEN

Events: BEST MAN SPEECH

What do you get when you cross a snoman and a vampire? Frost bite.

Topic: ALCOHOL, BLONDE, FAMILY

Events: WINTER

Grandma's been staring through the window ever since it started to snow. If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in.

Topic: BEAUTY, CHRISTIAN, HAPPINESS, LIFE

Events: WINTER

What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? Wedding Cake!

Topic: ALCOHOL, ANIMAL, BEAUTY

Events: AUTUMN, BEST MAN SPEECH, BIRTHDAY, WEDDING

Weddings and funerals are the same because I love going but I don't want them to be about me.

Topic: FAMILY, HAPPINESS, LIFE

Events: WEDDING

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